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1000 Places to see US/Can

Covering the U.S.A. & Canada like never before, here are 1,000 spectacular, compelling, essential, offbeat, utterly unforgettable places. Pristine... Add:

$24.95
1000 Places to see US/Can



101 Places NOT to see...

From the Grover Cleveland Service Area to the Beijing Museum of Tap Water to, of course, Euro Disney, 101 Places Not to See Before You Die brings you... Add:

$15.99
101 Places NOT to see...



101 Things to do before....

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101 Things to do before....



211 Idées pour devenir (masc)

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211 Idées pour devenir (masc)



211 idees pour devenir...(fem)

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211 idees pour devenir...(fem)



Acme Catalog

Iron birdseed, anvils, fake holes, and more -- for years The ACME Company has been the sole purveyor of the fine products used by Looney Tunes... Add:

$19.95
Acme Catalog



All My Friends Are Dead

If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are... Add:

$11.95
All My Friends Are Dead



Baby's Owner Manual

Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance. As every parent knows, infant technology isn’t quite... Add:

$19.95
Baby's Owner Manual



Bedrock City

The first of four titles in a continuing series of books by Todd Oldham that highlight remarkable people places and spaces, features an essay by... Add:

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Bedrock City



Best of Sexology

Sexology, founded in 1933, was America's first sex magazine. Through its fifty-year run, Grandma and Grandpa got a rollicking taste of sexual exotica... Add:

$16.00
Best of Sexology



Blame it on the Dog

Did you know that James Joyce liked to smell his wife's farts? That some fish communicate by expelling gas? Or that the Pentagon is developing... Add:

$12.95
Blame it on the Dog



Bongology

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Bongology



Cat Getting Out of a Bag

Celebrated comic artist and graphic novelist Jeffrey Brown's collection of all-new drawings sweetly illustrates the joys of living with a cat.... Add:

$15.95
Cat Getting Out of a Bag



Cats Are Weird

Cats are weird: And more Observations. A cat Book by: Jeffrey Brown Add:

$15.95
Cats Are Weird



Chinese Slanguage

It's simple: follow the illustrated prompts and read the English words out loud, and soon you'll be speaking Chinese. This handy, easy-to-read... Add:

$9.95
Chinese Slanguage



Dicktionary

A rose by any other name is still a rose, but a penis by any other name may be a “Kentucky Telescope,” “Molton Mushroom,” “One-Eyed Wrinkle-Necked... Add:

$12.50
Dicktionary



Doofus & Darling's Manners

Look out, Doofus! It's time to learn a thing or two about becoming a Darling. This wildly entertaining book presents the dos and don'ts of adult... Add:

$15.95
Doofus & Darling's Manners



Farts: A Spotter's Guide

Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. "Farts: A Spotter's Guide" will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt... Add:

$17.95
Farts: A Spotter's Guide



Field Guide to the NA Bird

Let your finger do the talking!There is one gesture that transcends language, race, gender, and age: the bird. Throughout time, man has brandished... Add:

$12.95
Field Guide to the NA Bird



Fifty Dangerous Things...

Inside this book: Activities (like going underground), Skills (like throwing a spear), Projects (like melting glass), Experiences (like tasting... Add:

$27.99
Fifty Dangerous Things...