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Bonehead Folding Brush/Comb

Messy hair is a thing of the past! We’ve combed through the Cretaceous to come up with just the thing to keep your hair from wigging out. Bone Head... Add:

$7.00
Bonehead Folding Brush/Comb



Dr. Cool Cold Pack

Just what the doctor ordered! Hot headed? Hangover? Migraine? Put Dr. Cool Bag on your head to cool yourself down. Fully reusable. By: Suck UK. Add:

$19.00
Dr. Cool Cold Pack



Dr. Hot Heat Pack

Just what the doctor ordered! Aches and pains? Sporting injury? Muscle cramp? Put Dr. Hot Bag on the spot to soothe your pain. Fully reusable. By:... Add:

$19.00
Dr. Hot Heat Pack



Mother Effer's Va J J Jelly

Moisten up when hormones go haywire (post childbirth, breast feeding, hysterectomy, chemotherapy, menopause). Ingredients: coconut oil, beeswax,... Add:

$5.99
Mother Effer's Va J J Jelly



Poo-Pourri 4 oz

Unlike most air fresheners that try to mask odor, Poo~Pourri is designed to be sprayed directly onto the toilet bowl water before you go! This... Add:

$16.00
Poo-Pourri 4 oz



Roid Rage Balm

The classiest, flashiest hemorrhoid remedy on the planet. Ingredients: Cocos Nucifera oil infused with Hamamelis Virgiana, Beeswax, Mentha Piperita... Add:

$5.99
Roid Rage Balm



Sleep Mask - Cat Nap

Are you feeling groggy? Catch the purrfect twenty winks with the Cat Nap sleep mask. Common sleep masks make you like a drab dandy. Who wants to... Add:

$15.00
Sleep Mask - Cat Nap



Sleep Mask - Dead Tired

Sleep like the undead! Sometimes you need to tell the world to take a hike and grab some zzzzzzzzzzz's, but common sleep masks make you look like an... Add:

$15.00
Sleep Mask - Dead Tired



Sleep Mask - Night Shades

Are you dreaming of the 80s? Of wearing your sunglasses at night? Do neon images of Corey Feldman and cowboy boots shoved over acid-washed jeans... Add:

$15.00
Sleep Mask - Night Shades



Sleep Mask - X-Ray

Are you dreaming of super-powers? Ever want to see things you shouldn't? Do you want to see your hand from the inside out? Put an end to such... Add:

$15.00
Sleep Mask - X-Ray



Toothpaste Bubbles

It is a lot easier to brush your teeth when you're smiling! Introducing the newest way to encourage kids to brush their teeth—Toothpaste Heads by... Add:

$4.50
Toothpaste Bubbles



Toothpaste Pete

It is a lot easier to brush your teeth when you're smiling! Introducing the newest way to encourage kids to brush their teeth—Toothpaste Heads by... Add:

$4.50
Toothpaste Pete



Toothpaste Rex

It is a lot easier to brush your teeth when you're smiling! Introducing the newest way to encourage kids to brush their teeth—Toothpaste Heads by... Add:

$4.50
Toothpaste Rex